1 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:05,701 Yes. 2 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,182 "Frenzied, 3 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,401 "passion for art 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:12,490 "is a canker 5 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:15,928 that devours everything else." 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,411 ♪ All these problems hanging above ya ♪ 7 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,065 ♪ I'll answer, I'm proceeding ♪ 8 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,197 ♪ To rub ya the wrong way 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,242 ♪ Hate to hate to love ya 10 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:27,288 ♪ Can't win a debate with Dubya especially ♪ 11 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,854 ♪ When the company cap is Kenny lay me ♪ 12 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,856 ♪ Sweatshops paying pennies a day ♪ 13 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,641 ♪ 'Cause big bank take little bank anyway ♪ 14 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:34,208 ♪ Spotted countries always going to war for many days ♪ 15 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:36,079 ♪ Bush playin' Family Feud with Saddam ♪ 16 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,734 ♪ Survey says, oops, you're out of time... ♪ 17 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,083 Whoa! Whoa! 18 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,693 [screaming] 19 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,304 [thud] 20 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:44,957 ♪ No more excuses or lies 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,307 ♪ 'Cause only truth will survive ♪ 22 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,091 ♪ In time we've borrowed it through ♪ 23 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,614 ♪ All of tomorrow is you... 24 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,790 MAN: Dr. Brennan, Agent Booth, he's coming around. 25 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,314 BOOTH [snapping fingers]: Hey, there, Michelangelo, you hear me? 26 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,924 You shouldn't call him that, Booth. 27 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,882 If he had a head injury, he might think that's who he is. 28 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,276 Something's poking in my back. 29 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,149 And something smells terrible. 30 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:03,324 Do you know your name? 31 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,108 Yes.Okay, what is it? 32 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,109 I'm not saying.Told you. 33 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,719 You confused him.No, I didn't. 34 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,112 I'm not confused, I'm just 35 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,940 not telling you my name.See, he's not confused. 36 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,463 Vitals are stable, no sign 37 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,596 of concussion, but...Who are you? 38 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,685 Who are we? FBI, that's who we are. 39 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:19,122 Since when does FBI cover billboard vandalism? 40 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,124 I'd like to begin my examination. 41 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,821 Ambulance guy says I'm okay. 42 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,954 Well, she doesn't mean you.You're glued 43 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,999 to decomposed human remains. 44 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,001 Huh?We're gonna flip you on the board. 45 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:31,134 Okay, let's do it. 46 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,309 You three grab the head.What's on me? 47 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:33,354 You two grab the feet. 48 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:34,529 Easy on the neck, okay? 49 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:36,357 One, two, 50 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,315 three. 51 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,187 This is weird. 52 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,144 Easy on the shoulder. 53 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,754 Take it slow. 54 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,016 [groaning] 55 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:48,369 What-what's on my back? 56 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:51,763 Why is it sticking to him? 57 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,200 Industrial strength adhesive. 58 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:54,810 BOOTH: I got it. 59 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:58,161 You know what, Bones, he was... he was standing up there, 60 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,423 sticking that to that. 61 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,946 He tripped over his bucket. 62 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,861 The buckets falls and he gets stuck. 63 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,386 Right?There's a dead dude stuck to my back? 64 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:06,778 Bones, why can't we just, you know, 65 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,563 peel them apart? 66 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,347 The adhesive has had ample time to adhere. 67 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:11,870 Pulling them apart 68 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:14,525 would rip off Michelangelo's skin, or worse, 69 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,397 completely destroy the evidence. 70 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,833 Worse than ripping off my skin? 71 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,182 Well, this could certainly be cause of death. 72 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,185 What? 73 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:23,447 An anomalous projectile 74 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,057 completed a transparietal trajectory. 75 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,581 BOOTH: Why can't you just be simple? 76 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,191 Arrow through the head. Murder. 77 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,584 Insect and rat activity is indicated. 78 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:32,413 We must be near an open sewer. 79 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:35,198 Oh, come on, man! 80 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,982 Get it off of me! 81 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:39,028 After we get back to the lab.Yeah, it should give you 82 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,638 and your new buddy some time to bond there. 83 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,684 [groans] 84 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,428 We caught a good one. 85 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,646 We've been over this. 86 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,431 There's no such thing as a good murder. 87 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:53,434 Babe, I need your secret stash of peanut butter. 88 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,000 Hodgins, I bring in my peanut butter 89 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:57,220 for a little comfort food every once in a while. 90 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,004 For comfort? Why? 91 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,311 I got a ticket this morning. 92 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,878 Speeding? 93 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,401 No, I turned right on a red. 94 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,663 Well, that's legal. 95 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,709 Not at Broadway and Nash. 96 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:10,102 It's like a police trap over there. 97 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:13,062 They just wait, like fishermen after trout. 98 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,282 I think you mean like a deer hunter at a salt lick. 99 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,153 Was there a sign? 100 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,416 There was one, but it was really small. 101 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,375 Okay, well then, you definitely have to fight it. 102 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,420 Why?Because it's unfair. 103 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:25,596 Now, come on, if you can give me the peanut butter, 104 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,815 then the Jeffersonian will reimburse you. 105 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:27,903 Shouldn't I just 106 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,427 pay the fine and get on with my life? 107 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:31,472 [scoffs] 108 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,474 What? 109 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:36,477 Where is the spark plug that I married? 110 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,394 The spark plug you married conducted an unfettered sex life 111 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,310 and never lived anywhere for more than a couple of years. 112 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,920 You want her back around? 113 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,661 There's really no way to answer that without making you mad. 114 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:47,836 Babe, 115 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,054 peanut butter. 116 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,230 Cover your eyes. 117 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,286 FISHER: Are we allowed to laugh? 118 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,896 SAROYAN: No.Okay. 119 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,724 What are we calling the one that's still alive? 120 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,073 Well, Booth calls him Michelangelo. 121 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,205 Michelangelo 122 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,467 worked on commission. 123 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,426 That's no kind of real artist. 124 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,297 Michelangelo's no kind of real artist. 125 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,385 Good to know. 126 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:16,560 Why won't you tell us your name? 127 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,127 'Cause I don't want you to know it. 128 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,303 Kind of obvious, right? 129 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:23,306 Large, rugged pelvis suggests the victim was a Caucasian male. 130 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,568 I have a large, rugged pelvis? 131 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,657 Boo-ya! 132 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,703 Not you, the murder victim. 133 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,357 FISHER: Upper margin formation 134 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,360 on the pubic synthesis indicates early 30s. 135 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,709 The victim's C5 136 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,015 and C6 vertebrae have been fused. 137 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,539 Uncommon for someone that young. 138 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:41,324 Hmm. If we find the doctor who performed the procedure, 139 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,326 we can identify the victim. 140 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,328 How about the corpse that's trying to sodomize me? 141 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,591 We have to separate Michelangelo and the corpse. 142 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:48,940 There we go. 143 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,507 What about a laser? 144 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,769 No, no lasers. 145 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:55,512 I-I agree with the smart and beautiful angel. 146 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:58,341 Well, the smart and beautiful angel is gonna go find out 147 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,125 who fused our victim's neck bones. 148 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,345 FISHER: Okay, fracture lines 149 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,565 from the obscured region and onto the zygomatic, 150 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:07,263 indicative of a perimortem trauma to the facial bones. 151 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,482 BRENNAN: The arrow's clearly visible 152 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,527 on either side of the victim's skull, 153 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,573 but it didn't actually pierce it. 154 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:13,965 Steve Martin? 155 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:14,966 Michelangelo's real name 156 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,359 is Steve Martin? 157 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:17,360 It's a gag. 158 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:18,927 The ends of the arrows 159 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,624 are connected to a plastic headband. 160 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:22,191 Steve Martin? 161 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,366 No? It's a gag. 162 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,672 Thus, irrelevant. 163 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,414 Mr. Fisher, find a way to separate Michelangelo 164 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,241 and Steve Martin without damaging the evidence. 165 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:31,374 Okay. 166 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:35,378 Everyone here is this weird combo of smart and dumb. 167 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,727 Hey. 168 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,381 Dr. Saroyan nixed the laser. 169 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,209 I knew she would, which is why I brought this. 170 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,167 Oh, God, what did he bring? 171 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,386 Peanut butter. 172 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,083 Peanut butter? 173 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,998 I'm not a piece of toast. 174 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,740 The oils in the peanut butter will break down the cohesion 175 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,394 of the cyanoacrylates. 176 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,396 The glue will unstick. 177 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,615 This guy's gonna rub me down 178 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,573 with peanut butter?Yep, 179 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:57,444 and then cut off your clothes. 180 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,532 Um...How's about 181 00:05:58,575 --> 00:05:59,750 she does that? 182 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,622 Did you do that? 183 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,450 No. Oh, my God. 184 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:04,842 You're-you're Zed. 185 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,191 No, I'm not. 186 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,845 Y-You are. 187 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,325 You painted that. 188 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,457 It's you. 189 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,632 The artist Zed? 190 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,590 HODGINS: What's a Zed? 191 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,592 Zed's a legend, mysterious street artist 192 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,028 that nobody's ever met. 193 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:20,205 My name is Seth Zalinsky.Okay, well, 194 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,773 at least we got his name out of him.Come on, this mook 195 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,514 isn't the elusive and brilliant Zed. 196 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,472 Look at him. 197 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:26,603 I know my rights. 198 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,257 You can't just pin me down 199 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,650 and slather peanut butter 200 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,216 all over my private self. 201 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,827 What if we sedate you? 202 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,045 Depends. 203 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,091 What do you got? 204 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,088 My name is Denny Bennet. 205 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,308 I'm the manager of Tele-Com Inc. Telemarketing. 206 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,136 I filed a missing persons report 207 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:24,618 on one of my employees, Morgan Donnelly, three days ago. 208 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:25,880 Why is he talking like that? 209 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,185 I don't know. 210 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:28,709 The company lawyer told me to speak clearly, 211 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,493 tell the truth, and I'd have nothing to worry about. 212 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,321 Right, well, you have one hell of a lawyer. 213 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:35,193 Did you find, uh, Morgan? 214 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,673 Yes, he is dead. 215 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,154 Donnelly's dead? Dead, dead? 216 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:41,112 We identified him by his neck operation. 217 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,679 He was murdered. 218 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,986 Oh, my God, that can't be. 219 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,640 How am I supposed to go on? 220 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,076 Donnelly's my heir apparent. 221 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,904 I've been grooming him, and now I've got nobody. 222 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,732 What do you sell at Tele-Com?Everything. 223 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,429 Last few weeks, we've been selling 224 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,083 a time-share in Muncie, Indiana. 225 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,693 Gateway to Indianapolis. 226 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:57,912 And he could sell that? 227 00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:01,176 Yeah, he can... could sell anything. 228 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,786 Did anyone resent Donnelly? 229 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,527 Enough to kill him? No. 230 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,137 Did he have difficulty with anyone? 231 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,575 His girlfriend stormed into the office 232 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,359 last Friday, hollered at him 233 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:11,534 in front of everyone. 234 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,709 Claimed he was cheating on her. 235 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,798 Like she's one to talk. 236 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:17,148 Are you implying that she herself was unfaithful? 237 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,585 Implying? Hell, I'll say it directly. 238 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,890 She was a cheater. 239 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:22,458 And how do you know? 240 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,894 She cheated on me with Donnelly.So, you're telling me 241 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,722 that he stole your girlfriend. 242 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,550 Wow, that really must have pissed you off. 243 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:28,551 At first, 244 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,118 but that was like, a year ago. 245 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,946 Wait, am I a suspect? 246 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,121 Most definitely. 247 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,557 I want to talk to the company lawyer. 248 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,559 In a sign of good faith, why don't you cough up 249 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,605 the name and the address of the cheater girl? 250 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,742 I had to pry this peanut butter out of Angela's hands. 251 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,004 Apparently, she needed 252 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,267 the comfort of some smooth PB this morning 253 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,922 after being caught making an illegal right on red. 254 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:52,967 Ah, police trap. 255 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,490 Corner of Broadway and Nash. 256 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,970 Been there, done that. 257 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,450 [slurring]: I feel... you know how when you wake up 258 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,409 on Sunday morning, 259 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:03,064 and you smell your mom making breakfast? 260 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,196 Your dad's trying 261 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,763 to make her dance to some ancient 262 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,723 Tears for Fears song about shouting. 263 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,986 It's weird when the remains talk. 264 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,596 This is gonna work? 265 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,990 Is that you, sweet chocolate angel? 266 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,600 Oh, my God. 267 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,428 What did you give him?Some stuff for depression, 268 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:20,995 mood swings, panic disorder... 269 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,213 Okay. 270 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,432 I don't want to know. 271 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,782 What I heard: cup of chamomile tea. 272 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,001 We're done. 273 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,045 Okay. 274 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,830 Hey. 275 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,441 You good for a few moments? 276 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,661 I am good for eternity. 277 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,880 [whispering]: Let's go. 278 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,625 You here for my sponge bath? 279 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,235 That would be transcendent. 280 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:47,978 Admit that Seth Zalinsky is not your only name. 281 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:51,286 Well, in high school, they called me tripod. 282 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,810 Oh, 283 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,682 now I'm very sad. 284 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,033 You did this. 285 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,425 You're Zed. 286 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,471 Zed is not my nickname. 287 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,734 It's my alter ego. 288 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,650 Much bigger deal. 289 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,044 I'm very honored to meet you. 290 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,046 Really. I mean, you are 291 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:15,310 a wonderful, wonderful artist. 292 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,660 And you are really young, 293 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,228 which is so much more impressive somehow. 294 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,839 I am totally babbling because I am starstruck. 295 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,058 That's what it is. 296 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,712 You want to make out? 297 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:29,280 You know, 298 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,847 time was I would have jumped you, 299 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,762 but I'm a married woman now, 300 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,547 so I'm just gonna kiss you because of who you are. 301 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,593 Okay? 302 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,733 I felt something move. 303 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,299 Don't ruin my moment. 304 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,910 On my back. 305 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,564 I think the dead guy's separating. 306 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,482 BOOTH: You know, you really didn't have to come. 307 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,354 You said you wanted me to come with you. 308 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,921 Where are we going? 309 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,879 We're gonna go talk to the hollering, cheating girlfriend. 310 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:06,535 No, I mean, my Prius has a voice-activated navigation system. 311 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,319 Oh, 709 Windsor Drive. 312 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,408 GPS: Enter an address. 313 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,933 709 Windsor Drive. 314 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:13,847 Searching. 315 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:14,935 Now you don't have to unfold 316 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,371 and refold a map. 317 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,503 Wait a second. I like maps. What's wrong with maps? 318 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,288 Well, maps cannottell you 319 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,159 the amount of traffic you should expect 320 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,901 en route to your destination. 321 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,555 Look at that. See? 322 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,166 Now we can relax, talk about interesting things. 323 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,299 This is not how the cowboys settled this country. 324 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:32,735 The cowboys didn't have antibiotics. 325 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,737 Do you also want to die from a skinned knuckle? 326 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,130 Sometimes. 327 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,523 Cowboys didn't settle this country. 328 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,612 Farmers did. 329 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:44,355 Alexa! The FBI wants to talk to you! 330 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,835 You know, you shouldn't feel bad 331 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,489 about living with your sister. 332 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:50,361 The current trend of delaying marriage, along with the economy 333 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,928 means that people have to adapt. 334 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,539 However, it does complicate the sex life. 335 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,673 Tell me about it. [chuckles] 336 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,848 Hey, I'm Alexa. 337 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,937 Can I help you guys with something? 338 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,809 Like to ask you a few questions about Morgan Donnelly. 339 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,028 Here we go. Mm-hmm. 340 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,551 I'm afraid he's dead. 341 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,771 [laughing] Of course he is. 342 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:12,209 Did he get crushed by a falling anvil or something? 343 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,342 No, that is not correct. 344 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,692 We believe you had an altercation 345 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,955 with him a few days ago. 346 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,784 I find their upbeat demeanor highly suspicious. 347 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,873 This is a serious situation. He may have been murdered. 348 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,788 Oh! Murdered! 349 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:26,833 [both laughing] 350 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,578 Ow! Ow! Ow! 351 00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:34,841 SAROYAN: Okay, careful, Mr. Fisher. 352 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:35,929 It's his hair, that's all. 353 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,235 Ah! There we go. 354 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:43,066 It is with great pleasure that I divorce these skulls. 355 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,894 [gasps] 356 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:52,423 Massive blunt-force trauma to the facial bones. 357 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,034 The victim's skull is totally smashed in. 358 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:57,254 Did I do that when I fell on him? 359 00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,040 'Cause I didn't do it on purpose. 360 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,042 No, the fracture lines on the zygomatic bones 361 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,608 indicate the trauma was sustained 362 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,088 around time of death. 363 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:09,527 Which was five days before you fell on him. 364 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,051 Whoa, whoa, wait, there could be...Whoa! 365 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:11,834 [buzzing] 366 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,054 ...blowflies. 367 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:17,448 That explains the constant buzzing. 368 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:20,016 You are a very calm young man. 369 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,322 Pharmaceutically enhanced calm. 370 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,020 Third instar larvae. 371 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,458 The victim died five days ago. 372 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,678 Five days ago was Friday. 373 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,420 The same day the victim's girlfriend accused him of cheating. 374 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,770 [Zalinsky groans, grunts] 375 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,469 God, it's so weird when they move. 376 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,949 ZALINSKY: That felt good. 377 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,256 Almost as good as when that Asian chick kissed me. 378 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,257 Wait. What? 379 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,041 That Asian chick kissed me. 380 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,435 Let's clean Mr. Zalinsky up, 381 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,830 and in some kind of clothes. 382 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,050 Oh, come... 383 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,965 I already slathered him with peanut butter, 384 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,097 plied him with pharmaceuticals, 385 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,490 now I got to give him a sponge bath? 386 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,450 What Asian chick did you kiss? 387 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,887 [Zalinsky laughs] 388 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:13,591 Did the FBI really call in a psychiatrist because I laughed? 389 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,898 Now you all think I'm some sort of psychopath? 390 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:19,075 I'm actually a psychologist, Ms. Eaton. 391 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,383 But, um, yes, Agent Booth called me in 392 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,907 because he was struck by your sudden mood swing. 393 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,039 I'm not a psycho! 394 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,997 Can you tell me how 395 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,825 you feel about Morgan Donnelly's death? 396 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,001 Um, I'm very upset! Look at me. 397 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,916 Can you tell me why you laughed? 398 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,311 Because I thought it was another one of Morgan's practical jokes. 399 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,529 He was a joker? 400 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,096 Yes. 401 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,185 And I thought it was his way 402 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,100 of totally making up after our fight. 403 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,319 What fight? 404 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,103 A girl walked up and kissed him. 405 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:50,019 I figured he didn't need to enjoy it so much. 406 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,803 A girl just walked up and kissed him? 407 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,937 Yeah, right on the lips. Some tongue action, too. 408 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,157 She recognized him. 409 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,854 What? I was not aware 410 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,291 that telemarketers attracted that kind of notice. 411 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:04,381 Morgan was a comedian, okay? 412 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,776 The telemarketing gig, it was just temporary. 413 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,779 Okay, that explains the fake arrow through his head. 414 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,129 Morgan had an amazing sense of humor. 415 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,652 Girls like that in a guy. 416 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:18,439 Yeah, I always thought that that was... a lie. 417 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,354 So, was Morgan's sense of humor 418 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,356 the reason why you left his boss? 419 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,185 Look, if you met Denny, you'd know why I went for Morgan. 420 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:28,101 You think Denny could have killed Morgan out of jealousy? 421 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,232 After a year? 422 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,104 Even Denny thinks faster than that. 423 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,366 Okay, and when was 424 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,194 the last time you saw Morgan? 425 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:38,241 He came over for dinner that same night, Friday. 426 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,243 And then I went to work. 427 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,115 I'm a bartender. You can check that out. 428 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,464 Sure. 429 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,858 And then, when I came home, Morgan wasn't there. 430 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,080 I didn't kill Morgan. 431 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,126 I loved him. 432 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,215 You know who you should be looking for? 433 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,173 Whoever put that arrow gag on his head. 434 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,262 That wasn't his?No way! 435 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:02,265 He hated that shtick stuff. His material was cerebral. 436 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,006 You wouldn't by any chance 437 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,009 have footage of Morgan's stand-up? 438 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,098 My brother, Elliot, recorded every show. 439 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,455 Mr. Fisher, if we are to determine 440 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,501 the murder weapon, it is of the uttermost importance 441 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,024 that the remains be clean. 442 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,461 Dr. Hodgins has a plan. 443 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,724 I don't know if you're aware, 444 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,422 but I do a bit of stand-up myself. 445 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:31,251 I imagine you are not very skilled at it 446 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:34,080 as you are not a humorous person. 447 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,038 My routine is dark, disturbing and uncomfortable. 448 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,997 Just the way a comedy show should be. 449 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:43,915 Notice the large number of chips and fragments. 450 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,266 Also how the chip itself is fragmented? 451 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,833 Huh. One blow created the chip, 452 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,748 a second or a third shattered it again. 453 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,447 The victim was struck in the face 454 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,102 several times with a blunt object.[chuckles] 455 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,712 Do you find that amusing? 456 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,757 Amusing? No. 457 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,238 Darkly illuminating in a manner which allows us 458 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,285 to laugh defiantly into the yawning abyss? 459 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,068 That's hilarious. 460 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,504 I'm sorry, I'm trying 461 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,898 to see the hilarity, but all I see is a man 462 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,726 who was beaten in the face until he died. 463 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,554 Hmm. 464 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,077 Sorry. 465 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,083 Hey, hey, did you get anything off 466 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,302 the laughing girlfriend? 467 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,912 Oh, Alexa Eaton and her brother laughed 468 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,088 because they thought you and Dr. Brennan were a prank. 469 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,655 Oh, there's your motive for murder right there: 470 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,265 practical jokes. 471 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:33,095 I mean, hey, everybody, you know, they hate practical jokers. 472 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,705 The victim was a stand-up comedian. 473 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,098 Well, that would explain, you know, 474 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,578 the arrow through the head. 475 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,232 Mm-hmm. The killer might have been another stand-up. 476 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,711 Where would you get that? 477 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,191 Well, the arrow on the head 478 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,366 could have been placed there 479 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,542 as a mark of derision. You know, an insult. 480 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,022 Whoa, whoa. Why? That's a funny bit. 481 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,678 Yeah, it's a classic. Uh, so I went through 482 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,202 some of Morgan Donnelly's stand-up routine, 483 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,899 came up with some interesting clues and insights. 484 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,467 Arrow through the head, that's a... that's a funny gag. 485 00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,122 Yeah, is, was, and always will be. 486 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,473 Let me know when you want to hear the rest of my insights. 487 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,127 I have visual aids.Okay, great. 488 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,521 I laugh out loud all the time I see that. 489 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,176 The arrow through the head. 490 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,352 It's funny. 491 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,400 Who did all this stuff? 492 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,793 Uh, what are you doing here? 493 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,142 They told me 494 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,536 I could sleep on the couch. Did you paint this? 495 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,712 Um... 496 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,322 Yes. 497 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,977 Yes, those are mine. 498 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,153 Why are you in my office? 499 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,154 I don't know. 500 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,808 I think they roofied me. 501 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,331 It was pretty great. 502 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,769 I do remember your husband was peeved that you kissed me. 503 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,164 Oh, yeah. Let me worry about Hodgins. 504 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:46,037 Middle-class, suburban hang-ups and sexual values. 505 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:50,172 What are you, like, 19? 506 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,133 Oh, so you think my idealistic approach to art is adolescent? 507 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,615 But it looks to me like 508 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,227 you used to have some ideals of your own. 509 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:05,231 Before you got married, had a baby, started painting... 510 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,407 What the hell is that supposed to be? 511 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,235 Uh... 512 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,889 Do you want me to call you a cab or... 513 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,195 No, I can find my own way. 514 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,632 I have since I was an adolescent. 515 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,330 Hmm. 516 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,898 You're the only person in the world 517 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:24,424 who knows my secret identity. 518 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,122 Okay, Batman. 519 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:32,214 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone. 520 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,825 Let me guess, you're keeping it pure, right? 521 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,612 You want to make it about the art and not about the artist. 522 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,223 Some things are easy to make fun of. 523 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,922 Doesn't mean they're not important. 524 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:50,058 I'll make you a deal. You keep your lips zipped, 525 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:54,671 and tonight, I'll take care of Broadway and Nash. 526 00:19:55,672 --> 00:20:00,547 Okay, your secret is safe with me. 527 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,121 You have excellent... 528 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,124 ...technique. 529 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,922 DONNELLY: Know what else is completely made up? 530 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,924 "General anxiety disorder." 531 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,882 Yeah, you know what this is? 532 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,101 It's called "life." 533 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,668 MAN: That's exactly what you need to do; 534 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,147 get a life! 535 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,498 Sir, if I've said anything to offend you, 536 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,457 please, please know that I am delighted. 537 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:42,850 [audience laughter] 538 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,418 That heckler can be heard on several of the tapes. 539 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,333 Every single time, Donnelly humiliates him 540 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,899 in front of the crowd. 541 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,640 How many times you hear the same heckler? 542 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,163 About a dozen, and I haven't even been through all the tapes. 543 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,122 Is that normal? One heckler, 544 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,210 time after time? 545 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,298 I asked Fisher. 546 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,343 Fisher the intern? 547 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,345 Fisher the comic?Fisher's funny? 548 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,651 Not at all. He's kind of an underground sensation, though. 549 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:02,565 It's brilliant. 550 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,088 Fisher said it's not normal. 551 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,307 If anyone knows heckling, it's Fisher. 552 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,223 Okay, how do we ID the heckler?Easy. 553 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,443 His name's Larry Baron. He's another comic, crappy. 554 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:11,792 Him and Morgan hated each other. 555 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:12,923 Why didn't you just tell me that? 556 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,142 You didn't ask. 557 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,579 Fine. Where can we find him? 558 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,233 He's the bartender at Laughtastic's. 559 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,409 Laughtastic's, great. So, why did you tape 560 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,542 all of Morgan Donnelly's stand-up routines? 561 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:25,675 He was my sister's boyfriend. He hired me. 562 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:28,330 He was my mentor, and I fed him lots of good ideas. 563 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,811 He said I was his muse. 564 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,900 Not in a creepy sex way or anything. 565 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,336 It was in a funny way. 566 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,947 Any way you think you could introduce me to Fisher? 567 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,340 Probably not 568 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,255 'cause of the murder investigation, huh? 569 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,517 Is it too weird? 570 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:49,003 You're gonna get dermestid beetles in my peanut butter. 571 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,396 The beetles will eat 572 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,180 what's left of the victim's flesh. 573 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:55,488 And for peanut butter, nothing beats Gromphadorhina portentosa, 574 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,534 aka the Madagascar hissing cockroach. 575 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:01,276 So, this victim, did you ever hear of him? 576 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,843 He was a popular comic. 577 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:06,237 Sure sign you've transgressed the unwritten rule of comedy. 578 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,370 I thought the only rule in comedy was to be funny. 579 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,025 Tragically, you're not the only one who thinks that way. 580 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:14,376 Well, if you ask me, 581 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,813 it gets no better than the Stooges. 582 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,859 Unfettered psychopathic violence! 583 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,034 Hilarious, right? 584 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,515 Not really, when you put it that way. 585 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,517 Might I recommend, next time, 586 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,606 watching with the volume turned off? 587 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,216 The absence of the cartoon sound effects 588 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,436 makes it much more violent. 589 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,576 Yeah, I know Morgan Donnelly. 590 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,535 Uh, you going to order a drink, or what? 591 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:43,971 Yeah, we'll have some water. 592 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,842 Must be tough on a guy like you, huh? 593 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,757 Serving drinks, 594 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,064 has to watch other comedians on stage do their thing... 595 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:52,196 Are you kidding? 596 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,504 That's like telling a Jew he doesn't want to be in Mecca. 597 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:58,115 In point of fact, Mecca is the center of the Muslim world. 598 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,813 It would be completely rational 599 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,292 for a Jew to avoid Mecca. 600 00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:03,338 Especially during hajj. 601 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,426 Yeah, I'm fine. 602 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,514 So... okay? 603 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,298 Morgan Donnelly's dead. 604 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:08,691 Yeah, I heard that. 605 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,084 It's terrible. 606 00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:11,607 Is it true that he once told you, 607 00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,479 in front of a crowd, 608 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,002 that if he wanted to hear from an ass, he would have farted? 609 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,091 [laughing] 610 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:20,921 Yeah. 611 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,009 He did say that. 612 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,446 He got a huge laugh, too. 613 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,839 We have proof that he humiliated you 614 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,058 at least 20 times in front of audiences.What? 615 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,843 Oh... 616 00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:31,061 I get it. 617 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,628 No, that wasn't a joke. 618 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,064 I know it wasn't a joke. 619 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:36,023 I know what is a joke and what isn't a joke. 620 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,111 I'm not sure you do. 621 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,155 Now, don't heckle him, Bones. 622 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,243 He might want to kill you next. 623 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,332 Oh, you got it all wrong. 624 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,683 Look, me and Morgan... 625 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,685 it was a setup. BOOTH: Setup? 626 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,513 He wanted you to heckle him? Definitely! 627 00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:48,644 Definitely. 628 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,472 All those lines that he used on me? 629 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,300 You know, like the fart one? 630 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,389 Or he's say, um... 631 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,522 "There's an alcoholic who should stay anonymous." 632 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:57,958 [laughs] 633 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,568 I wrote all those. 634 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,048 Why? 635 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,093 It was my way of, uh, getting laughs. 636 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:06,357 Bonus: it made the audience like Morgan, you know, 637 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:07,924 so it's a... it's a win-win situation. 638 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,709 Right. Well, thanks for your cooperation. 639 00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:10,492 Come on. 640 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,494 BRENNAN: Booth. 641 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,365 Yeah?The man in this flyer 642 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:16,106 has a fake arrow through his head. 643 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,717 BARRON: Oh. Yeah. 644 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,718 That's Rex. 645 00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,371 And let me tell you, 646 00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:21,851 now that Donnelly is gone, 647 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:24,898 he's gonna get the Friday night slot, so... 648 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,421 that's got to make you suspicious, right? 649 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,554 You comedians really stick together, huh? 650 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:31,382 This could very well be the murder weapon. 651 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,514 Where's Rex now? 652 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:33,950 Uh, he's warming up. 653 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,781 Where's your arrow through the head? 654 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,348 Somebody stole it. 655 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:43,177 I never thought to report it directly to the FBI. 656 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,787 Who stole it?Could've been anyone. 657 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,397 That bit is classic. 658 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:47,442 I think... I think so, too. 659 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,096 It is funny. 660 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:51,446 But my prime suspect: a so-called comic, 661 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,361 so-called Morgan Donnelly. 662 00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,406 Okay, why do you think he stole it? 663 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,539 Guy's a natural thief-- props, jokes, women. 664 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,193 He steals it all. 665 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:00,237 He's dead. 666 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:01,456 Murdered. 667 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,415 Sorry to say, that was bound to happen. 668 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:05,721 You really do hate this guy, huh? 669 00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:08,768 Both personally and professionally, yes. 670 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:09,986 Whoa. 671 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,685 Rex's mallet tested positive for blood. 672 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,121 Positive for what? 673 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,339 Blood. 674 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,080 Now, that's funny. 675 00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,001 Yes, I kissed him. 676 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:26,568 Why? 677 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:29,266 It wasn't a you-me kind of kiss. 678 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,747 This was a musty old auntie kiss. 679 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,184 Yeah? Well, your musty old auntie kiss 680 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,838 is the best kiss that kid ever got. 681 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,971 Why are you being jealous?Because 682 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,407 he's... cool. 683 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:40,582 You know? 684 00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:42,236 And I'm... not. 685 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,586 And, I don't know, if you ever leave me, 686 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,632 it's gonna be for someone who's cool. 687 00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:50,984 "Cool" isn't really a thing anymore. 688 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,855 Thank you for proving my point. 689 00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:56,642 You still haven't told me why you kissed him. 690 00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:58,078 Yeah, I... 691 00:25:58,121 --> 00:26:01,168 I promised him I wasn't gonna tell anybody, and... 692 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,474 I will tell you, though, 693 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:05,912 because you are not just anybody. 694 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:09,393 I kissed him because 695 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,613 he's a great artist. 696 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:14,834 And his art is changing the world. 697 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:18,664 He's Zed. 698 00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,232 Well, it's hard to argue with that. 699 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:24,626 You know what he said about my work? 700 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:27,498 He said that I have... 701 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,675 "excellent technique." 702 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,851 Well, that's great. No. 703 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:34,201 No, honey, it's not great. 704 00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:36,420 Well, "excellent" usually means great. 705 00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:37,857 [cell phone rings] 706 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:41,643 Brennan's got the murder weapon. 707 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,689 Okay, listen, just... 708 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:45,821 no more kissing any artists, 709 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:47,736 or anyone else, for that matter. 710 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,520 Yeah? Are we good? 711 00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:51,827 Yes, honey, we are good. 712 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:53,916 You know why? 713 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:58,268 Because I have excellent technique. 714 00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:01,794 Which is not good. 715 00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:03,883 Exactly. 716 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,454 SAROYAN: Ready? 717 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,805 Just reinserting the last few pieces of dentition. 718 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,458 Speaking of which, 719 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,896 I found some slivers of tooth in some flesh 720 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,680 that might have been a part of the victim's stomach. 721 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,856 Bashed in the teeth, swallowed the fragments? 722 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,771 Makes sense to me. 723 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:23,685 So let's hear it. 724 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,513 Excuse me? 725 00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:26,688 You're a comedian, right? 726 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:27,863 Can I hear one of your jokes? 727 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,952 Oh, I don't do jokes, Dr. Saroyan. 728 00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,128 I do raw, unfiltered honesty. 729 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:35,349 Let me hear some raw, unfiltered honesty, then. 730 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,917 As you wish. 731 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,311 I am incapable of truly loving another human being. 732 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:44,532 For that reason, I will never sire an heir. 733 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,490 Okay. 734 00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:47,622 Well, then.Uh-oh. 735 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,711 We have a tad too much tooth. 736 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:53,933 Are you still doing your comedy here, or...? 737 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,935 No. No, you literally have too much tooth. 738 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,154 Hold the laughs. 739 00:27:58,198 --> 00:27:59,590 This is not tooth. 740 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:02,855 I'm back to my day job now, Dr. Saroyan. 741 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,160 You don't have to laugh. 742 00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:12,560 What's that? SWEETS: Visual aid. 743 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:15,215 Joke one: 744 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,173 "I love to brag about how modest I am." 745 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:18,740 That's not funny.Mm-mm. 746 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,742 But it is both self-centered and self-deprecating. 747 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,396 Joke number two: 748 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:24,354 "I dated a 14-year-old once... 749 00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:26,313 but I was 14, too, so it wasn't a big deal." 750 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:27,618 Okay, wait, so you're saying 751 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,533 that our victim was a self-centered, 752 00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:31,448 self-deprecating child abuser? No, no, no. 753 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:32,972 I'm saying that joke one and joke two 754 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:34,974 weren't written by the same person. 755 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:36,758 How can you tell? 756 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,194 Well, the notion of taking a subject 757 00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:40,022 as disturbing as pedophilia, turning it on its head, 758 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,937 to create something 759 00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:43,678 as sweet and innocent as young love 760 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,420 tells me that this joke was probably written by a woman. 761 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:49,597 Hmm-mm. Mr. Cantaloupe said our victim stole the jokes. 762 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,773 I agree.Okay, how does a comedian do that? 763 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,123 Fisher says that open mike nights 764 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,603 are the best place to steal fresh jokes. 765 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,823 Okay? Now, Laughtastic's has an open mike night. 766 00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,999 And Donnelly was a judge.Great. 767 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:01,391 I'll just go there and get the information. Thanks. 768 00:29:01,435 --> 00:29:02,436 How? 769 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:03,829 How? How I usually do it. 770 00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:06,005 I'll go there, ask some questions with Bones, 771 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,658 and she'll be on the lookout for somebody with a limp, 772 00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:09,138 which means that they fell in love with a 14-year-old 773 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:10,444 and we go home. 774 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:12,663 That's how. Fisher and I have a better idea. 775 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,840 Fisher again. You go to the open mike night. 776 00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:17,581 You tell some of the jokes I've marked as stolen. 777 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,235 See if anyone gets mad. 778 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,976 Why me? Well, because... 779 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:22,282 I have to keep an eye out 780 00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:23,674 for subtle reactions from the audience, 781 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:24,719 and Fisher's too well-known. 782 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,242 He and I have written 783 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,027 some original jokes for you. 784 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,811 You pepper in some of the stolen stuff, 785 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:31,204 see if anyone lays claim to them. 786 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,033 You and Fisher wrote me a comedy routine?Okay. 787 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:37,253 The blue jokes I wrote, all right? 788 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:38,733 The yellow ones, stolen. 789 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,648 The black ones... Fisher. 790 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:42,215 Yep. You have about 791 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:43,651 a half an hour. 792 00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:45,696 What? 793 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:49,613 "Is it just me, or are circles pointless?" 794 00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:50,832 What? 795 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,530 Multiple radiating fracture lines 796 00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,054 originating on the glabella, 797 00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:57,839 terminated by fracture lines on the maxilla. 798 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,841 Just as we suspected, multiple blows. 799 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:00,842 HODGINS: I come bearing 800 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,322 bad news. 801 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:03,497 The mallet was not the murder weapon. 802 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,542 Why was there blood all over it? 803 00:30:05,586 --> 00:30:06,935 False positive, 804 00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:10,069 from the peroxidase enzyme found in turnip juice. 805 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,201 I hate to think how many turnips this man bludgeoned to death. 806 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,507 [chuckles] 807 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,204 What about Dr. Saroyan's fragments? 808 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,249 Ceramic. 809 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,641 BRENNAN: Let's have Angela 810 00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:19,643 recreate the fracture pattern on the Angelatron. 811 00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:22,255 Okay, I'll let her know. 812 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,473 [applause, cheering] 813 00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:24,866 ANNOUNCER: Okay! 814 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,389 All right, uh, let's give it up... 815 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:28,043 Are you nervous?I've had people try to kill me, Sweets. 816 00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,740 How could cracking jokes make me nervous? 817 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:32,918 Just remember to look relaxed, as though you own the stage. 818 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:34,093 Stop with the advice.[cell phone rings] 819 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,311 Just, please?Okay, Fisher's here. 820 00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:36,704 If it looks like you're in trouble, 821 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:38,010 he'll heckle you. 822 00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,576 Why are you making such a big deal about this? 823 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:40,577 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the stage for the first time... 824 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,014 Cee-Lo Booth! 825 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,277 [applause] 826 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,539 Seeley, not Cee-Lo. 827 00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:46,932 Hey, what do you want? I went to public school. 828 00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:48,324 [woman laughs] So... 829 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,892 Good evening. 830 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:52,938 Thanks for coming out tonight. 831 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:56,463 You know who has a lot of great ideas? 832 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,507 Lamps. 833 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,508 Ha! 834 00:30:58,552 --> 00:30:59,553 [Sweets laughing] 835 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,339 I hate my father. 836 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,124 I mean, not for what he's done to me, 837 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,821 but for what he hasn't done to me. 838 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:11,130 [quietly]: Laugh. Laugh at the emptiness of my pain. 839 00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:12,305 BOOTH: Is it just me, or 840 00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:13,959 are circles pointless? 841 00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:14,916 Oh! 842 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,396 [laughing] 843 00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,311 So far this act is pointless. 844 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,791 All right, pal, you want to quit shooting your mouth off 845 00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:22,054 before I shoot it off for you. 846 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:24,143 [laughter] 847 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:26,928 Oh, my God, Booth is funny. 848 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,625 Almost funny. 849 00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:30,105 I once shot an unarmed man. 850 00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,064 I mean, sure, I shot off both of his arms, but still. 851 00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:34,936 [laughter] 852 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,155 So I was at the trial, 853 00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:38,113 and the prosecutor says to me on the stand, 854 00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,419 "Did you kill that man?" 855 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,855 I said, "No." 856 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,422 He says, "You know what the penalty for perjury is?" 857 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:44,032 I said, "Yeah, it's a lot less than the penalty for murder." 858 00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:46,339 [laughing loudly, applause] 859 00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:49,037 Why-why am I even here? 860 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:51,387 [whispering]: Fine. 861 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:53,737 BOOTH: So, uh... 862 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:57,132 well, how about the guy who invented tanning beds? 863 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:58,177 I mean, the nerve! 864 00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,656 Who looks at the sun and says, 865 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,180 "Hey, I can do better." 866 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:07,969 I went to a cello recital the other night. 867 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,362 It was... it was a solo show. 868 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,581 Meaning I was the only person in the audience. 869 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,975 Even I don't get that one. 870 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,020 Nobody likes a cello. 871 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:17,979 It's just a violin with size issues, 872 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,155 which is also a joke I wrote, like the others that you stole. 873 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,201 FBI, you're coming with me. 874 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,029 [huge laughter, applause] 875 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,643 Annie Pinkus. 876 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:31,688 Right. So. 877 00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,429 Quite a coincidence that you work at the same place 878 00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:34,778 as the murder victim. 879 00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,564 Two comedians, working a telemarketing day job? 880 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:40,001 Yeah. Bizarre coincidence there. 881 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:41,437 Mm. 882 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:43,222 Were you having an affair with Morgan Donnelly? 883 00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:44,136 No. 884 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:45,485 Why? 885 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,877 It says here Donnelly's girlfriend comes in 886 00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:48,488 ripping him a new one about a third woman. 887 00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:50,446 Maybe you didn't know about either one of them. 888 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:52,144 Twice the jealousy, twice the motive? 889 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,623 Three times. 890 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,016 See, he was stealing your jokes. 891 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,235 He deserved to die. 892 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:57,627 I was not sleeping with Morgan, 893 00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,629 and he was not stealing my jokes. 894 00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,196 Well, I told a couple of your jokes. 895 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,502 You accused me of stealing. 896 00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,025 Yeah, Morgan bought my jokes. 897 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,201 $25 a pop plus a piece of the back end deal 898 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,811 if he went on Letterman, 899 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,117 HBO, you know, whatever. 900 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,510 I could see why 901 00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:12,207 you didn't want to save those jokes for yourself. 902 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:13,252 I'm not funny. 903 00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:15,167 I write funny, but I'm not funny. 904 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,604 Some people are funny, like you. 905 00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:19,040 Others, like me, 906 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,955 we do better off writing for the funny people. 907 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,217 So, you expect me to believe 908 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:25,133 that Morgan Donnelly's death hurt your career. 909 00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,613 Hells yeah. 910 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:29,181 He was about to move to New York, do comedy full time. 911 00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:32,401 Is this the real deal or was this just the pipe dream? 912 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:34,099 For reals. He had bookings-- 913 00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:35,274 TV shows, clubs. 914 00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:36,971 You can check it out. 915 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,408 Look, what you think is a motive for me to murder 916 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:42,281 is actually the complete opposite of a motive for murder. 917 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:46,241 That's irony, and it's definitely not funny. 918 00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:47,982 Capisce? 919 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:56,077 After pulling out the postmortem damage that was caused 920 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,687 by Zalinsky's skull, 921 00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,472 I used the intersections 922 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,343 of the radiating fracture lines 923 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,302 to determine that the facial trauma 924 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:06,435 was actually a result of three separate blows. 925 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:08,437 Here are the results of the initial blow. 926 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,309 It appears that the force of this blow 927 00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:13,094 and the force of the blow that broke the victim's metacarpals 928 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,617 are nearly identical. 929 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:17,229 The weapon is the same one that broke his metacarpals. 930 00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:18,534 Please bring up 931 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:20,493 the results of the second blow. 932 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,277 [chuckles] 933 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:23,670 Um, 934 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,324 fracturing to the dentition, 935 00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:26,890 mandible, maxilla, 936 00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,283 and zygomatic bones. 937 00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:29,589 BRENNAN: The killer either 938 00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:32,157 picked up a larger weapon to finish the job 939 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,376 or he swung a lighter weapon with greater force. 940 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,813 Well, here are the results of the third blow. 941 00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:38,946 [laughs] 942 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:41,340 Okay, I-I'm sorry. 943 00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:43,907 I know what this looks like to you, 944 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:47,563 but this entire sequence here, I-it's The Three Stooges. 945 00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:48,912 It's classic comedy 946 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:50,218 in three blows. 947 00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:52,264 I mean, the weapon is gonna be a frying pan. 948 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:56,790 This strike caused fragments of the glabella 949 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,139 to pierce the victim's brain. 950 00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,401 Death blow. 951 00:34:59,445 --> 00:35:01,534 Which is not funny.No, it's not. 952 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,840 Based on the amorphous wound pattern, 953 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:07,496 the murder weapon is curved upon its horizontal axis. 954 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:10,499 Curved, ceramic, like a large vase? 955 00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,197 HODGINS: Angie, I just sent you 956 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,156 the results of the core sample I took from the shard of ceramic. 957 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,418 Was it a vase? 958 00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:18,290 Not unless it was a vase full of urine. 959 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,161 It's a toilet?Ding-ding-ding. 960 00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:21,815 And the prize goes to the little lady 961 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,382 wearing the blue lab coat. 962 00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:25,210 Sorry, yeah, 963 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:26,602 I-I got excited. 964 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,604 FISHER: So, his head was smashed into a toilet? 965 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:31,085 Classic. 966 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,826 The first blow occurred 967 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:36,177 when the victim had his hand on the edge of the toilet. 968 00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:38,223 His face was smashed into his hand. 969 00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,616 Comedian was killed by a brutal swirly? 970 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,357 So, he was draped over the toilet, 971 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,576 puking, when he was killed. 972 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:45,969 [Fisher chuckles] 973 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,276 I'm... swirly. 974 00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:55,065 BOOTH: So, how many toilets are there in the Metro D.C. area? 975 00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:57,590 Oh, uh, approximately five and a half million. 976 00:35:57,633 --> 00:35:59,200 How is that you know that? 977 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:00,549 There is approximately one toilet per person 978 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,029 in the United States of America. 979 00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:04,423 Do you want me to figure out how much time it would take 980 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:05,467 to inspect each toilet? 981 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,686 No, we don't have to do that. 982 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:07,991 Why not? Why? 983 00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,254 I'll just get, you know, a warrant 984 00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:11,386 for all the toilets that the victim 985 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,389 used regularly, and we'll start with that. 986 00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:17,610 And when I say "we," I mean Hodgins. 987 00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:20,221 One million, two hundred and fifty thousand man-hours. 988 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:21,875 W-What? 989 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:24,356 That's how long it would take to check out every toilet in D.C. 990 00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:26,488 Once you start with the math, you don't stop, right? 991 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:28,011 I think everyone's like that, don't you? 992 00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:29,361 Yeah, I think so, definitely. Go math! 993 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,406 Math people forever, right? 994 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,539 ♪ 995 00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,457 ♪ We got to go, got to go 996 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,459 ♪ To the party 997 00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:43,462 ♪ Got to go, got to go 998 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:45,072 ♪ To the hotel 999 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:47,727 ♪ We got to go, got to go 1000 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,294 ♪ Yeah, come on, that's right ♪ To the party 1001 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:50,599 ♪ Come on, yeah 1002 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:52,427 ♪ Got to go, got to go 1003 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,473 ♪ To the hotel 1004 00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:57,258 ♪ 1005 00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:01,915 ♪ That's right 1006 00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,701 ♪ There's gonna be some people there ♪ 1007 00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,625 ♪ We got to go, got to go 1008 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:17,974 ♪ Where we gonna go? 1009 00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:19,976 ♪ To the party ♪ Oh, that's right 1010 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,282 ♪ We got to go, got to go 1011 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:23,284 ♪ Where we gonna-gonna-gonna go? ♪ 1012 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:24,938 ♪ Oh, boy, come on 1013 00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:26,505 ♪ We got to go, got to go 1014 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:27,636 ♪ Where we gonna go? 1015 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,290 ♪ To the party ♪ All right then 1016 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,379 ♪ We got to go, got to go 1017 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:32,424 ♪ Where we gonna go? 1018 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,860 ♪ To the hotel 1019 00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:35,992 ♪ Let's hear it then, come on. ♪ 1020 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:38,995 Tell us about the last time you saw Morgan Donnelly. 1021 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,345 I already told the other young man. 1022 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:42,651 I made him dinner here. 1023 00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:44,436 What did you make? 1024 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:45,654 Beef stroganoff. 1025 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,135 Salad, ice cream. 1026 00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:50,529 Did you feel well afterwards? 1027 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,661 Yes, I went to work. 1028 00:37:52,705 --> 00:37:53,923 I was fine. 1029 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,360 The FBI checked out my alibi. 1030 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,100 You already know.Was Morgan 1031 00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:59,451 feeling all right when you left the house?He was fine. 1032 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,714 He and Elliot were gonna watch some soccer game 1033 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:02,889 and write jokes about it. 1034 00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:04,107 Did your brother mention 1035 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:06,545 feeling sick the next morning? 1036 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,373 Why? Do you think my cooking killed Morgan? 1037 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:11,201 We have evidence that Morgan became ill that night. 1038 00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:12,507 It's very likely that he died 1039 00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,814 while vomiting into your toilet. 1040 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:18,731 Oh, my God, do you really think that I poisoned Morgan to death? 1041 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:21,560 No. Morgan Donnelly died by someone smashing his head 1042 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:24,040 into the toilet bowl. 1043 00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:29,481 I want a lawyer. 1044 00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:33,876 And I want one for my brother. 1045 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:41,144 ELLIOT: Morgan was moving to New York. 1046 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,712 That's not true. 1047 00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:45,584 BRENNAN: What made him vomit? 1048 00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:48,282 He was drinking a lot, you know, to work up the courage. 1049 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,718 Courage for what? 1050 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:52,504 Tell my sister he was going to dump her and take off. 1051 00:38:52,547 --> 00:38:54,593 You didn't know any of this? 1052 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:57,552 BRENNAN:So, it was a matter of defending your sister's honor? 1053 00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:58,814 Not only. 1054 00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:01,382 I did all that work with Morgan and taped him. 1055 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,428 He was supposed to helping me put my own act together, 1056 00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:04,733 but he wasn't gonna. 1057 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:08,171 He said something like, a comic has to be tough, 1058 00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:10,043 make tough calls, 1059 00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,872 and leave behind people he'd outgrown. 1060 00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:15,048 He's sitting there telling me all this stuff 1061 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:17,529 with a stupid arrow in his head. 1062 00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:20,227 I got mad and... 1063 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:23,622 Poor Elliot. 1064 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:25,624 I... 1065 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:28,844 did what I did. 1066 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:32,457 Then I wrapped him up in a shower curtain, 1067 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,633 drove him out to that woodsy area 1068 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,417 under the billboard. 1069 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,811 Came back, 1070 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:41,074 cleaned up the bathroom, 1071 00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:44,164 put the shower curtain back up and... 1072 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:57,960 [sobbing] 1073 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,547 Okay, he's here, he's here, he's here. 1074 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,030 What if he hates it? 1075 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,119 Angela, it's okay. 1076 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,779 He's leaving. 1077 00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:38,914 Forget it. 1078 00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:42,483 Okay. 1079 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:47,967 Hey! 1080 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:50,317 Zed! 1081 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,493 Zed! 1082 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:55,714 [whispering]: Man, shut up, okay? 1083 00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:57,367 Do married people 1084 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,934 tell each other everything? 1085 00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:00,501 Why didn't you paint something? 1086 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,285 Somebody beat me to it, man. 1087 00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:05,680 I got nothing better to say than she did. 1088 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,943 You mean, you-you like it? 1089 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:10,468 I love it. 1090 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,167 But your technique blows. 1091 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,516 [chuckles] 1092 00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,172 Hey, you can't you talk to her...Hodgins... 1093 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,784 ...it was a compliment. 1094 00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:39,540 Sweets told me that you were really funny at the comedy club. 1095 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:41,542 BOOTH: Oh, he wrote me some jokes. 1096 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:45,198 No, he said that you bombed when you told his jokes, 1097 00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,548 but that the audience laughed when you got mad. 1098 00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:49,028 Wait a second, all right. 1099 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:50,986 You're the one who said that comedy comes out of anger. 1100 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,292 I have been 1101 00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:54,033 a very good influence on the sophistication 1102 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,687 of your thinking. 1103 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:58,559 I'm a very sophisticated man. 1104 00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:01,257 Laughter can also be made to make 1105 00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:02,911 people helpless and vulnerable. 1106 00:42:02,955 --> 00:42:04,347 Perhaps that's why 1107 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:06,219 some comics say, "I killed tonight." 1108 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,394 Or, "I slaughtered them." 1109 00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:08,917 Side-splitting. Yes. 1110 00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:10,571 Exactly, humor is a kind of viol... 1111 00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:12,791 Oh, my God. Don't move. 1112 00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:13,792 You have an arrow in your head. 1113 00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:14,836 No, Bones, it's a joke. 1114 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,012 I'm sorry. It was just...[laughs] 1115 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:20,755 You tried to scare me, 1116 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,627 but I scared you right back. 1117 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:23,976 That is funny. 1118 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:25,804 I was trying to make you laugh, okay? 1119 00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:27,849 And then you scared me. All right, that's not funny. 1120 00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:29,242 You and Sweets, you're not funny. 1121 00:42:29,285 --> 00:42:30,809 Wh... Really? 1122 00:42:30,852 --> 00:42:32,637 Well, will you tell me one of Sweets' jokes? 1123 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,725 Okay, fine. 1124 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,770 You know who's good ideas? 1125 00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:37,772 Who? Lamps. 1126 00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:40,427 [laughs] 1127 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,690 Lamps... yes. 1128 00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:44,257 Yes, yes, 1129 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,302 lamps have good ideas 1130 00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:47,956 because they have lightbulbs going on. 1131 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,176 That's not funny. 1132 00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:52,787 That's really... it's really funny, Booth. 1133 00:42:52,831 --> 00:42:54,180 One more, tell me another. 1134 00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:56,617 Okay, fine, is it just me or are circle pointless? 1135 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,053 [laughs] 1136 00:42:58,097 --> 00:42:59,968 Sweets is a genius. 1137 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:01,274 Circles are pointless 1138 00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:03,755 because they are round. 1139 00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:04,756 Get it? 1140 00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:06,496 One more, Booth. 1141 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:09,978 [giggles] Pointless. 1142 00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:11,632 Booth? 1143 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,716 What's that mean?